Wer sich für etwas fiter als den Rest der Welt hält, was die Arbeit unter/mit dem Linux-Betriebs­sys­tem angeht, der möge sich bit­te bei WEB.DE auf die Stel­le mit der Chif­fre-Num­mer 5297–00 bewer­ben – die schei­nen gaa­anz drin­gend jeman­den zu suchen… 😉

Falls die Stel­le in Zukunft schon ver­ge­ben sein soll­te und nicht mehr über den obi­gen Link erreich­bar ist, hier mal der Text:

“Duties:

• Linux
• Is the­re more?

Mini­mum Requirements:

• You get up and lie down with Userfriendly.Org
• You refu­se to touch any­thing other than Linux
• You know whe­re you want to go tomorrow
• You send Linus Tor­valds ten e‑mails per day and always get a respon­se, and never yel­led at
• You name at least five male and fema­le Start­rek cha­rac­ters within 30 seconds
• You have set­up three qua­ke ser­vers in your com­pa­ny net­work wit­hout the sys­ad­min noticing
• Ker­nels never make you panic
• Emacs is for experts. Joe is for beg­in­ners. VI is a disease
• You can’t figu­re out what tho­se frames around your con­so­le win­dows should be for
• The mou­se is the­re to rest your hand upon when you’re not typing
• You clo­ned yours­elf for red­un­dan­cy purposes
• You chroo­ted your clo­ne sin­ce you do not trust him

Opti­mum Requirements:

• You are Linus Tor­valds or
• You think you are the real Linus and Tor­valds is a fake or
• You used to be Linus Tor­valds but it was rather boring
• You vir­tua­li­zed yours­elf and want to rent a room on one of our servers
• You can assu­me at least three dif­fe­rent for­eign accents for cus­to­mer care”

Hint from A.