Old but not bus­ted … – Die­ser Inhalt wur­de vor mehr als 18 Jah­ren publi­ziert. Die Kor­rekt­heit und Ver­füg­bar­keit von Links kön­nen lei­der nicht gewähr­leis­tet werden.

Ein biß­chen Spaß muß auch mal sein! 🙂

A sti­cky situation?

Und alle, die ’s hier lesen wol­len, soll­ten auf “wei­ter­le­sen” klicken…

A girl asks her boy­fri­end to come over Fri­day night and have din­ner with her par­ents. Sin­ce this is such a big event, the girl announ­ces to her boy­fri­end that after din­ner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecsta­tic, but he has never had sex befo­re, so he takes a trip to the phar­macist to get some con­doms. The phar­macist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy ever­y­thing the­re is to know about con­doms and sex.

At the regis­ter, the phar­macist asks the boy how many con­doms he’d like to buy, a 3‑pack, 10-pack, or fami­ly pack. The boy insists on the fami­ly pack becau­se he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s par­ents house and meets his girl­fri­end at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so exci­ted for you to meet my par­ents, come on in!’

The boy goes insi­de and is taken to the din­ner table whe­re the girl’s par­ents are sea­ted. The boy quick­ly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minu­te pas­ses, and the boy is still deep in pray­er, with his head down.

10 minu­tes pass, and still no move­ment from the boy.

Final­ly, after 20 minu­tes with his head down, the girl­fri­end leans over and whis­pers to the boy­fri­end, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’

The boy turns, and whis­pers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’ ”

Mei­nungs­bild zu die­sem Beitrag …
  • echt cool 
  • inter­es­sant 
  • hilf­reich 
  • geht so 
  • laa­ang­wei­lig